Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Your dog has to write a letter of recommendation for you. What does he say?

Dear hiring manager,

My name is Mochi Le (PhD in face licking), a 6 lbs brown coat handsome as hell Pomeranian, i am also CEO of the Fur Shredding LLC.


 I recommend that YOU SHOULD NOT HIRE OUR DAD. He has too many issues. 

He has been working at Fur Shredding LLC for a little over 5 years.

When he first started with our company, his responsibility was managing our inventory (food, bed, water, treat, etc). For god sake, i knew he were inexperience but  he was worst than a monkey. I remember i told him:" woof woof woof..." (i want you to stock up our CHICKEN liver treat", he bough the BEEF liver because the cost was lower. Da** him, i do not like beef.

Second year, he brought his (ex) girlfriend to our office (his room) every night. I told him "woof woof woof" ( hey, leave your family at home). He did not listen to me at all. I had to deal with his drama with his (ex) girlfriend at work every day. He is simply very unprofessional.

Lastly, he has some problems with sexual harassment . I am his CEO, and my adopted sister is his direct supervisor, he harasses us everyday no matter how many times i has told him to stop. Every day, he walks in to our office, he will shower me and my sister with hugs and kisses. I keep telling him:" woof woof woof" (back up dude), he does not listen.

Best regard,

Mochi Le, PhD  in Face Licking, CEO of Fur Shredding LLC

ps: you are better off at hiring a monkey instead of my dad

The below picture is my adopted sister- his direct supervisor- a 12 lbs miniature American Eskimo


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