I’d book a flight ticket, or better, I’d gang up with some tough thugs and hijack a local plane, even a tiny one would work.
I’d then leave Norway (which is where I live) and direct the plane to Paris:
(Putain de merde ! Du caca dans le cul du croissant connard! Or as they say in French / Paris Orly International Airport)
I would then go to the Palace of the Élysée palace:
(So fancy ad so French don’t you agree? / For 48 Magical Hours, Enter Paris’ Hallowed Halls)
And then grab the président, francois hollande, by the neck:
(Considering that he is quite fat, I might ask Paul Letzelter for help too/ Direct Hollande: "Etre Président, c'est vivre avec la tragédie")
And take him to the Museum of Police Prefecture:
(Yep, they do like pompous buildings in France Musee de la Prefecture de Police (Paris, France): Top Tips Before You Go - TripAdvisor)
It is not too long a walk. Maybe an hour or so? A bit more because we’d be carrying fatso but not so bad:
And then?
I’ll introduce him -literally- to the widow. Meet her beauty:
(So classy !divers objets de malfrats - Picture of Musee de la Prefecture de Police, Paris - TripAdvisor)
I guess you can all now what would then happen, right?
(Tasty ! Death Penalty and Political Repression)
This is really the only illegal thing I’d want to do in such a case. And who knows, I might even end up getting a medal afterwards !
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