If you had a chestburster inside you and you had ten minutes left, what would you do?

1. Download a copy of ‘pop goes the weasel’.
2. Find a group of children.
3. Convince the children that I am a jack in the box and offer to prove it by having them pull and push my arm, starting right before the 10 minutes were up.
4. Press play on ‘pop goes the weasel’ in an infinite loop.
5. Hope that I managed consciousness just long enough to see the surprise when ‘pop goes the weasel’.

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