Wednesday, March 8, 2017

What is the most British thing ever?

  • Always saying “right…” just to let everyone know you’re about to leave.
  • Asking your friends round to smoke a joint and then asking them if they would like a cup of tea with their joint.
  • Not wanting to sit next to each other or make eye contact in case we’re forced to make conversation.
  • Saying sorry when someone else walks into you when what you really means is “watch where you’re going you c***!”.
  • If someone asks you for a drink at their home and doesn’t have tea you are immediately suspicious.
  • When someone drops the beers at a pub everyone cheers “whey!”.
  • Ordering a meal only to realise that the restaurant mixed up your order but you say nothing because you don’t want to cause a fuss.
  • Getting depressed because you dropped your biscuit in your tea and now it’s got soggy lumps floating around in it.
  • Noticing the bus at the bus stop but not wanting to run in case it leaves and you look like a numpty.
  • Putting anything in a roll and calling it an [x] butty.
  • Spending a night drinking and loitering around ancient ruins and no one giving a fuck because there’s ancient buildings everywhere.
  • Always cracking a joke about 5p bags at the checkpoint well over a year after the law was passed.
  • BBQs in the rain.


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