- People who are ashamed to speak in their mother tongue.“I no speak English. You talk now ok? We talk talk.” I bursted out laghing at their face.
- Trying to impress me by faking Brits accent. Wouldn’t work pal sorry. Pronouncing water as ‘wah-tah’ doesn’t count as well.
- Making the “umphkk” “mummph” “nyomm nyomphh” sound beside me while munching your sandwich. Seriously now, shut up!! Go eat somewhere else. If eating decently is counted as a quality, that is.
- Talkative people. They talk all the time. About everything. Important stuffs, useless issues, stuffs you shouldn’t tell others about. From the number of their hair to the colour of their underwear. Very nice. Can you please shut up now?
- Bragging. Been to Spain, Paris, Germany and 145 other countries in a year. What’s the capital of Paris? Urmm…. its Luxembourg. Haha. Gotcha!!
- People who search you when you need them. But when you need a favour from them, the number you are calling is currently not reachable. Please try again later when you do not require their favour.
- Two faced people. I like you, I love you…on your face. I hate her, she’s a nuisance behind your back.
- Nosy relatives who ask lots of questions. Why are you still single? Why are you not working yet? When will you get married? Who is the one on your profile picture? Why is the sun yellow? Why aren’t you dead yet?
- Mean, salty people. ‘I’m pregnant.’ ‘Congrats. Well lets hope the baby survives; unlike the last time’. ‘I got a new job’. ‘This one should last, at least.’ ‘I had a break up’. ‘Haha. Again?’
- Being an askhole. I repeat, askhole.
‘I like this green dress’
‘Okay. Get it then’
‘I will’
‘Or…should I take this pink one?’
‘Sure nice too’
‘Aww.Thank you’ *buys a yellow dress instead.
Read other answers by Rose D'cruz on Quora:
- What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you?
- What was your most recent text to someone?
- What's your most distinguishing physical feature?
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