Friend:“Yeah dude there is this guy, Voldemort, coming to find you. He has sinister intentions and is a wielder of magic spells.”
Me: “What, why me?”
Friend: “I don’t know, but he doesn't have a nose so you know he means business.”
Me: Sprints to garage and grabs shovel
Me: Starts digging furiously in my backyard
9 Minutes later
Voldemort: “What are you doing in that hole?”
Me: “This is my plot hole, dug by my trusty plot shovel. Harry did it, so I figure I could do it too.”
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