Which are better as pets: dogs or cats?

Meow... let me answer your question with a couple questions.

Do you like slobber?  Do you need your crotch sniffed?  You don't want the option to sleep in, ever?

Oh, my mistake...

I didn't realize you like stepping in poop.  Go ahead and sleep in then!

What?  You like going for walks?  I like to go for walks too.

C'mon... what's the big deal?  Let's go walk.

What are cats missing then?

You think playing fetch is so fun?  Okay, go fetch that poop your dog just dumped.  Have fun with that.

Dogs are good for one thing though.

Waking up the neighbors.  If you have have neighbors you hate, get yerself a floppy-eared slobbery poopwalker.  Have fun with that too.  Purr!

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