Friday, July 8, 2016

Your dog has to write a letter of recommendation for you. What does he say?

I refuse to write a letter of recommendation because she is mine all mine and I have no interest in sharing her with anyone ever, I don't even like people to visit her.  Even though I ignore her most of the time she must be available to feed me at least 5 times a day, even though 3 of those times is just a nibble. She must take me outside at least 4 times a day so that I can sniff every blade of grass I come across.  If she wasn't here who would pick up my poop?  Who would carry me to bed? Who would carry me home when I get too tired of walking?  No I do not recommend Judy for anything she is much too busy tending to my needs.

Sincerely,

Peaches, aka Her Royal Highness



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