She's mean: she won't give us enough food. Every other dog on the block gets to be fat, but not us. Even one of the cats gets to be fat, but not us. We all have waists.
She's mean: only one of us gets to sleep in the bed. There's room for everyone, but NO, only that blonde Chi gets to sleep in the bed with her. The rest of us have to make do with these lousy couches.
She's mean: every month, whether we stink or not, we have to take a bath. We hate baths. She cuts our toenails, too.
She's mean: every year, we all get dragged into the lake. She calls it "reminding us we know how to swim."
She's mean: every month, we have to have that nasty medicine.
She's mean: when one of us learned to jump out of the yard, she raised the fence.
She doesn't love us: she let another dog move in and he's been here for five months already. She said something about "his person had major surgery," but we don't know what that means. All we know is that there's one more dog on the couch.
She doesn't love us: she let another dog stay who just wandered by and jumped over the fence. That dog was pretty scared and skinny when she showed up, and she's still scared but she's no skinnier than the rest of us now. They said something about "getting her spayed" but we don't know what that means, either.
She said something about going to work to make payments on this great big yard and the cave in the basement. We don't know what that means.
Cookies? Did you say cookies?
Read other answers by Karen Tiede on Quora:
- Will a dog eat itself to death if you give it twenty pounds of food? Or will it get full and walk away at some point?
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- What do you do after you put your dog down a little early?
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