What is the wittiest thing a child has ever said to you?

6-year-old, looking out car window: Mom, why is the sky blue?
Me: That's a classic!
6-year-old: What's a classic?
Me: Your question. It's a kid-question classic.
6-year-old: That's not an answer. I need to know why the sky is blue.
Me, hedging: Uh... I think it... has something to do with a reflection of the ocean in the atmosphere. Or the way blue is separated from the spectrum of light. Or...
6-year-old: You can say we'll Google it. That will be a parent classic.

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