I want to be like Donald Trump one day. What should I do to become like him?

DEAR MR. OR MS. ANONYMOUS:

1. Marry someone from another country than yours.
2. Depending on your gender and your sexuality, get a mistress or a boyfriend who is from another country than yours.
3. Divorce your first spouse and have them sign a non-disclosure agreement forbidding them to discuss anything and everything that happened during your marriage.
4. Marry your mistress or your boyfriend.
5. Get a mistress or a boyfriend who is from another country than yours.
6. Divorce your second spouse and have them sign a non-disclosure agreement forbidding them to discuss anything and everything that happened during your marriage.
7. Marry your mistress or your boyfriend.
8. Repeat as needed.

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