1) How to be British ---- How to complain
*a couple is having dinner in a restaurant*
man: This meal is as tough as old boots! How's your fish?
lady: It tastes off ! And these vegetables are cold.
man: This wine is awful - I asked for dry and they've given me sweet!
lady: And look, there's a worm in my side-salad.
*a waiter is approaching*
waiter: How's your meal? Is everything all right?
man: Oh, yes! It's all lovely!
lady: Excellent! Tank you!
2) How to be British ---- How to get help
Drowning man: HELP!
*a gentleman passes by as if he is deaf*
Drowning man: Excuse me. Sir. I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but I wonder if you would mind helping me a moment, as long as it's no trouble, of course.
*the gentleman stops and throws out a lifebuoy...*
above funny conversations are from a book How To Be British Collection
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