What is one fact about you which will amaze me?

I have a bifid uvula without a cleft palate.

“A bifid uvula? What the hell is THAT?” you may find yourself saying. Well, you know that thing hanging down at the back of your throat?

Yeah, that ugly thing. Well, mine is a bifid uvula, which basically means it’s split into two lobes, which I understand is seen in only about 2% of the population. Of those 2%, the majority were accompanied by a cleft palate, which I, fortunately, did not have, making me a rather rare case.

WARNING: WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

Picture of Garrett’s disgusting, demonic forked uvula in 3…

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Now, you may be asking yourself, “Self, that really wasn’t that amazing.” And you know what, you’re right! I’m really quite boring, when you think about it. So…sorry?

And, seriously, no comments about my gap in my teeth, or my tongue (you think it’s disgusting? Well, YOUR MOTHER DOESN’T!) or anything like that…I get enough abuse as it is. ENOUGH!

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