Britain has probably already been done, but here's my version.
- Celts are chilling happily, making sacrifices, cutting mistletoe, building Stonehenge. This lasts a few thousand years.
- Romans show up, bring culture, promptly leave.
- Christianity becomes a thing
- The Anglos, the Saxons, and the celts have a good old fight. Anglos join Saxons and take and name Angloland (England).
- The Danish, Finnish, and Swedish show up. Burn a few monasteries, steal some gold, then settle.
- William the Conqueror shows up. Unites all of England, starts the monarchy, yada yada yada.
- All is good, wars with France, Wales, Scotland, and Spain. Eventually Wales and Scotland join England.
- We rule the world for a few hundred years, leave about 20 countries un-invaded.
- America kicks us out, most other countries follow suit.
- Ireland gets bought, then partially given back.
- World wars happen, we let America think they saved us.
- Now we simply chill, slowly running out of money.
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