What is the wittiest thing a child has ever said to you?

My son proposed to me when he was a little guy. Then he found his "love" at the daycare. He announced one day:

Son: Mommy, I can't marry you anymore. I'm marrying Yulia instead.
Mom: Oh no....
Son: That's ok. You'll be dead by the time I marry her anyway!!

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