The pink, you got it?
Yeah, here it is. Real rare now that we got the wall.
How much?
$69, the stuff is Canadian. The Mexican ones cost $420 a pop with that border tax.
I see. Quick, hand it.
*hands bag of bacon*
Breaking News: Massive Bacon Smuggling Ring Discovered near Canadian Border.
20 Pounds of Pink found in car
Bacon ban enforced too strictly, experts say
Health Class:
Now remember kids, don’t do bacon!
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