Sunday, July 3, 2016

What are some smart things that lazy people do?

We read people. Then we manipulate
them.

The normal lazy way:
While watching HBO and I'm too lazy to get up.

Me: Kallel! (brother) Can you get me a glass of water.
Him: I'm watching. Get it yourself.

The smart, lazy way:
Me: I think dad bought home some popcorn. (Lie)

Kallel: Seriously?

Me: It's probably in the kitchen.

Kallel:*Get's up* I'll go check

Me: Bring me back a glass of water!

Kallel: OK.

The normal lazy way:
Me: Dad! Can you do my homework?
Dad:  Jasha! You'll never learn if you don't do it yourself.

The smart, lazy way:
Me: "Dad? Can you help me with these questions- Oh never mind, it's too hard for you."

Him: Let me see it. It can't be that bad.

Me: Here's the pen.

The normal lazy way:
While lounging in the couch and don't want to do what my mother asked.

Me: Bryan, bring the groceries inside, will you?

Him: Get it yourself.


The smart lazy way:
Me: "Bryan? Can you bring the groceries inside- Oh, never mind. They're too heavy for you."

Him: I'll get it!

Works. Everytime.


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