them.
The normal lazy way:
While watching HBO and I'm too lazy to get up.
Me: Kallel! (brother) Can you get me a glass of water.
Him: I'm watching. Get it yourself.
The smart, lazy way:
Me: I think dad bought home some popcorn. (Lie)
Kallel: Seriously?
Me: It's probably in the kitchen.
Kallel:*Get's up* I'll go check
Me: Bring me back a glass of water!
Kallel: OK.
The normal lazy way:
Me: Dad! Can you do my homework?
Dad: Jasha! You'll never learn if you don't do it yourself.
The smart, lazy way:
Me: "Dad? Can you help me with these questions- Oh never mind, it's too hard for you."
Him: Let me see it. It can't be that bad.
Me: Here's the pen.
The normal lazy way:
While lounging in the couch and don't want to do what my mother asked.
Me: Bryan, bring the groceries inside, will you?
Him: Get it yourself.
The smart lazy way:
Me: "Bryan? Can you bring the groceries inside- Oh, never mind. They're too heavy for you."
Him: I'll get it!
Works. Everytime.
Read other answers by Jemma Gutierrez on Quora:
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- How does it feel like to be surrounded by hopelessly superstitious family members and close friends?
- Is being cheap a bad thing?
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