What are some good ways of annoying Chinese people?

- Tell them they are a waidiren (outsider) if they remind you that you are laowai (foreigner).
- Ask a Chinese guy why Chinese girls like foreigners.
- When asked how much you make, say probably more than you.
- When asked how long you've been in China, ask if being in Taiwan counts.
- When someone mocks your Chinese in a dumb accent, do the same to their English.
- When drinking with a bunch of government people say that you really liked Cui Jian's songs.
- When discussing any Chinese history, ask didn't all Chinese came from Korea.
- Discuss Tibet intelligently.
- When eating with southerners, only order noodles.
- When eating with northerners, only order rice.
- When in Beijing, talk about how Shanghai has so much more culture.
- Ask someone why all Chinese look the same.

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