(On a train)
Man A: (Looks at seat next to Man B)
Man B: (Looks at bag, removes it from seat.)
Man A: (Sits down with legs a bit wide open, forcing man B to squish against the window)
Man B: (Silently rolls eyes)
Man A: (Sweats profusely because he knows what he’s done but changing it would inform man B that he knows what he’s done and that makes him seem to have done it deliberately)
Man B: (Clears throat, absolutely livid.)
Man A: (Gets up to use the toilet, returns with magazine, lays leg up such as to prop magazine. Clever, he’s solved the situation without acknowledging it exists)
Man B: (Still very cross at Man A for causing the situation, but now resigned to the resolution, exhales gently)
Man A: (Sweats profusely for 3 days from embarrassment.)
All of this without either man looking at or talking to one another.
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