I don’t hear much gossip about myself— I’m not sure if it’s because people are super sneaky at gossipping or if people just don’t care enough to talk about me.
I do remember hearing a certain piece of gossip when I was in elementary school— I was maybe ten at the time.
I was on the playground with a few of my friends when a girl from the other 5th grade class came over to me.
“So like, everybody’s been saying you stuff your bra. I’m just curious.”
“Huh?” I looked down. In all the times I’d put on my training bra, I’d never seen a place to put stuffing.
“Yeah. I don’t know— that’s just what the other girls were saying. Someone said they saw you pull toilet paper out of your shirt so we all wanted to know if that’s true.”
“Wh… Why would I…?” I didn’t know I needed to wipe there— or what that had to do with putting stuffing in my bra.
“Hmm. Well, I was just wondering!” She smiled and skipped off in the other direction to join her gaggle of giggling girls.
It was a few years before I learned that “stuffing your bra” does not involve removing the stuffing from your teddy bears and shoving it in your shirt.
It also has nothing to do with wiping your boobs after you poop.
And for the record— I did not stuff my bra. I didn’t even know that was an option.
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