Rumour 1
My older sisters Aunt (by her biological father) told everybody that my twin sister and I were incestuous lesbians. She thought that we must shag each other since neither of us had a boyfriend and we spent so much time together.
No one had ever said something about me or my sister that was quite as fucked up as that so as I was only 19 and immature as fuck, I totally spun out and told my Mum
“I dont wanna see that bitch ever again. If she shows up here I'm going to be very rude.”
Haven't seen her since then. What a huge bitch though.
Rumour 2
About a year after that incident I started working at a rest home for old folk.
One Day as I was getting ready I accidentally nearly sliced my whole finger off. It was hanging by a thread so my mum and I rushed to the hospital and my little brother rang my boss to say I wasn't going in.
All he said to her was, “Frances isn't coming to work today, she's at the hospital. She cut herself.”
So after they sewed everything back on and I had a six week period to chill out, it was time to go back to work.
As soon as I walk in, every bastard is treating me so delicately and I was wondering what the hell was up. The cook, who I was good mates with just came right out and said, “Fran? Did you try to kill yourself?”
“Err… no, not today, why?”
“Your brother said you cut yourself.”
It finally dawns why the hell everybody is treating me like Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade.
My boss even called me into her office and made me undo my bandages so she could inspect my injuries and make sure I didn't have slashes all up my wrists.
So for six weeks, everybody at work thought I tried to kill myself.
Fucked up, man.
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