Your dog has to write a letter of recommendation for you, what does he say?
"To whom it may concern.
Our lord and master, bringer of bacon, filler of water bowl and bather of fur, would like something from you. Give it to him, and he may rub your belly. But be quick about it or I will push you off the couch and bite your bum.
And be warned, do not cross our lord and master, for he has powers beyond imagining. He can part the rain with his clothy stick, and part the night with his sun biscuit, and part the very walls with the command, "call the elevator" and the mere ringing of a bell. And though he has not yet deigned to stop the thunder, he could if he wanted to, I know it."
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